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Thus....the reason for the rush job!

Not surprising. They pretty much shut down 2 to 3 times a year, every year. Unless your paycheck comes from a branch of the federal government, you probably wouldn't notice. I wonder, .......... if the majority of us are not affected when they shut down, explain to me again exactly what it is...

Oh, this is a government job? Now it's really going to cost you...

Usually the very first thing to go when the boss feels that the business isnt doing well. NO MORE FREE COFFEE!

Dang it!..................Story of my life. Every time I come up with a great idea, somebody else implements it first!!!!!

And then she said: "But, MY job is for the owner's nephew......"

OMG! Tennessee just passed a bill banning Chemtrails, which, are not real. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/oh-dear-god-tennessee-just-passed-a-bill-banning-chemtrails-which-are-not-real/ar-AA1ngcSJ?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=98f8fad809764ff7e8b6e6a2e99c7bdf&ei=31

Hmmm......So,.........If her manager was female, then, there would be no issue?

"I guess I understand that you must understand whatever it is you have to understand....." UNLESS, of, course, I misunderstood, correctly in the first place, in which case, my understanding was correct. You look at pictures on this screen all day.

I recall reading an article about 20 years ago that included techniques on how to insure that your package would be handled with care. One was to put a label on the box that reads: "FRAGILE - PLEASE THROW FROM AT LEAST 100 FEET"

Always wanted to see a box labeled: "This Side Down -- DO NOT INVERT" Next line says :" If you're reading this -- IT'S TOO LATE !!"

Tennessee is sponsoring a bill to ban chemtrails in the state: https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/tennessee-is-trying-to-ban-chemtrails-from-planes-based-on-a-wild-conspiracy-theory/ar-BB1klGRd?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=f219f09ef1e8461e9f66f25ed9245a52&ei=112

Yeah, but, there's something to be said about longevity, and.....consistency.

After over 40 years in the print & mail industry, many of which were involved with designing (misleading) direct mail copy, your resume' should say something like: "My 30 years of experience in the graphic design/prepress has proved more valuable than a Masters in Graphic Design, Prepress, and...

The problem with printing on Tyvek is really the drying time. It will usually bead or smear before the ink dries. On large inkjets (MCS, Kirk-Rudy, etc.) you can buy ink cartridges that are alcohol based (instead of water based) that will dry quicker, but, we also needed to engage the...