Page layout in Illusitrator vs. InDesign

[prepressguru]

I wasn't using Illustrator to edit PDF files, I was converting PDF files to Illustrator files because that is what my Service provider who makes our flexo mats requires. It is becoming increasingly more clear to me that to be a pre-press technician, one really has to be an alchemist, you know, someone who can turn crap into gold.

In our shop we refer to this as "using the magic fairy dust on the data". Too bad there is no such thing, someone could make a fortune with that.
Or with a device that let's me punch people in the face over a phone line or via TCP/IP

Haha good ones. Didn't you purchase the keyboard with the magic button. The device for the phone would be a great option..... oh the world of printing....